You know you think about your portfolio too much when...
1. You gave your broker a gift on the fifth anniversary of the day you opened your brokerage account, but forgot to give your wife anything on your wedding anniversary.
2. You tell your children they can't go to college because you are convinced you can make another 15% on their education accounts when the market turns around.
3. You go camping, a bear attacks you, and your insurance has run out. You have a choice between selling your Reliance Ind stock or paying for an operation to save your leg. You choose the stock.
4. Upon the death of any superb CEO, you call the President and demand a twenty one gun salute.
5. When asked to speak at your graduation, you recited line-for-line Gordon Gekko's "Greed is Good" speech.