Joke Bits.... best one liners
1. A priest announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
2. Never talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
3. Money is always there, but the pockets change.
4. John Paul Getty:If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
How much money do you need?
What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.
Will Rogers
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
J. Paul Getty
A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.
Everett Dirksen
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