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    Santa decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

    He went to a playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

    He then wrote a ransom note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Put 2 lakhs in cash in a paper bag and put it under the tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Santa ."

    The Santa then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

    The next morning the Santa checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the tree.

    He opened the bag and found the exact amount of money as demanded with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardar? Signed, Banta"
    "I will tell you how to become rich. Close the doors. Be fearful when others are greedy. Be greedy when others are fearful.."
    "You only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out"
    - Warren Buffet


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    Re: Funny Jokes

    Humm I like your Joke... Here is one from my side..
    2 Atoms are sitting at the bar having a drink. One atom says to the other "I think I have lost an electron"
    The other says "Are you sure"
    The first atom replies "Mate, I am positive"...


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