Thread: Funny Jokes

Santa decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

He went to a playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

He then wrote a ransom note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Put 2 lakhs in cash in a paper bag and put it under the tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Santa ."

The Santa then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the Santa checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the tree.

He opened the bag and found the exact amount of money as demanded with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardar? Signed, Banta"